Sunday, September 16, 2012

Operation Boondoggle

My body has revolted against me. I've lost 25 pounds. I ate barely 1200 calories today, 600 of which were Sprite. My traveller's diarrhea stopped simply because the only solid food I ate was white rice. I have become a Top Gear special without the cars, but with the breakdowns.

What keeps me going is Jane's loving care and my fervent desire to consume a turkey sandwich in Turkey.

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